Cupid is a Psychopath
Why wait for romance when you can hunt it down and clobber it into submission?
* * * * * "Laugh out loud funny."
To impoverished Wetta, romance novels aren’t a diversion, they’re a to-do list. Certain her ticket out of Dullsville lies between those steamy pages, she spends her days with her nose in a book waiting for life to begin.
Everything changes when she discovers “The One”—handsome, bed-hopping billionaire Veego Drake. Convinced they’re destined to be together, Wetta crosses the country to start her glorious new life. Nothing prepares her for the rollercoaster ride that awaits. Treachery, toilet brushes, and even a cameo by the god of love himself lead to a laugh-out-loud adventure of madness and mayhem. As our redoubtable heroine soon discovers, the path to true love is strewn with unexpected obstacles, and even more unexpected people…. With the punchy prose of Janet Evanovich and the wry wit of a modern Stella Gibbons, this reinvention of literary parody is the perfect antidote for anyone still green-faced from too many shades of grey. |